Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Randomize
