spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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