the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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