Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?