I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sorry about my life...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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