I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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