Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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