he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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