I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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