bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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