Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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