i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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