Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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