Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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