the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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