I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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