he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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