Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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