Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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