So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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