You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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