Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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