did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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