Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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