the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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