I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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