Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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