everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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