Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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