I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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