nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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