hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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