The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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