he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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