So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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