Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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