she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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