I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
love makes seman taste better
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
