you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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