are you so shy because you have an std?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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