mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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