...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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