in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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