did you get engaged???
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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