Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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