I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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