I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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