Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
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I can't breathe out the right side of my face
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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