Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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