you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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