I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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