was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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