im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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