my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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